If the rain fell from the sky

In the form of apple pie

How cool would that be

Add to that dream

Puddles of ice cream

How cool would that be

Imagine if all the roads were made of sweets

So every town had quality streets

How cool would that be

If rivers when made 

Were filled with lemonade

How cool would that be

What if all the lakes

Were really milkshakes

How cool would that be

Then if all the rivers and lakes

Were lined with trees of jaffa cakes

How cool would that be

If the weeping willow

Had buds of marshmallow

How cool would that be

Would it really be a massive mistake

Having flower beds of your favourite cake

How cool would that be

What if your garden shed

Was made of gingerbread

How cool would that be

Would it be so absurd

To have a garden pond of lemon curd

How cool wold that be

Or instead of bricks

Walls were made of twix

How cool would that be

Finally, just one mountain alone

Made of toblerone

How cool would that be